Ode to Chicken Man

Chicken Man! He’s got that chicken on his hands

Chicken Man! They come from all across the land

Chicken Man, eating chicken when he can, from Popeye’s he is band.

Dog’s love um, come run-in’ when he holds out his hands that fuckin

Chicken man! He’s got that chicken on his hands

Chicken Man! They come from all across the land

He’s got that chicken grease dripping’ from his fingers

puppies be whooping and hollerin’ when he lingers

licking at the chops, scavenging for them pieces he gon’ drop.

Dogs goin’ nuts as fuck, nose all up in his butt, fuck!

Chicken Man!